Why not honor your ride with airbrushed vainglory?

A splendid crown for losers of all types.

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There’s a fine line between creepy and disturbed.

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Firm abs, tone legs, and impeccable tea-bagging technique in one simple machine.

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Just when Fred was about to venture out from his mom’s basement.

Waxed eyebrows - check. Spray Tan - check. MMA shirt - check.
Douchebag status - priceless.

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Thick and lifelike coverage for everything except inadequacy.

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They’ll even take gold records…

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Get ready to go deep.

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answerthequestion-deactivated20 asked: How about Crocs worn by adults!? Anyone over the age of 6 should not be allowed to wear crocs with the exception of nurses!
Well done, sir. I have honored your suggestion.